Scream!!!

Scream!
My Jeannie Girl is mad at Soccer!

This Soccer, a male cur
Was coined as late as this summer!
I may lose friends, but not ever alienate her
I dream of genealogy
And Soccer’s family history, a bit foggy
The writings philosophy teaching
In silence and sanctuary breaching
Located in Soccer’s canine chewers
Devised by our God of Good Manners
With loads of art and materials
And Soccer’s frolic testimonials
And my interests, of one download in all
@59.09.63.31, an imperfect portal!

(My lover is cheating, but it is okay
I too am peeping down Pluto every day
And the giraffe woman's zip necks-
I hate her freckled breasts! What the heck!)

She has psychic advice
By relationship marketing for a small price
She guarantees success in excess
A way out of the steadily incremental mess
With the easy home services of our living
I want my colleague’s net privacy after reading
Of sexy and incompetent adults
Lost in soccer locker rooms and Soccer’s defaults
My self storage facilities feature call, and cables
For automatic loops through upturned tables!

Scream, Soccer is eating my girl up!
Bad pup!
He was either half empty or half full
When he stood there, Soccer is a un-Holy Bull!

Soccer,
SOCCER!!!
You must not
No, not all,
Not a drop should fall
Soccer, bad Soccer!!!
Scream!